At the pool side

Bubbly dad of 2: Doesn't he (toddler) want to go in the pool?
Trying to be bubbly mum of 3: He's not feeling it.
Bubbly dad: (Big ??? on face).
Trying very hard to explain mum of 3: He's not feeeling it.
Bubbly dad: (Big blank face).
Snappy mum of 3: Hedoesntwanttogointhepool.
Bubbly dad: Ooohhh.

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Dd: There are a whole group of grandmas and grandpas over there ! (pointing at deep aqua aerobics class).

Ds: Oh yeah.

Ds: There is a whole meeting of grandmas ! (looking at a group of ladies at the canteen where we are sitting next to AND within hearing distance).

Me: Don't say that! (Embarrassed as usual being a mom of loud mouth kids!)

( Those ladies are young at heart. They are totally fit and can beat me at free style anytime coz my freestyle totally sucks at the moment).

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Dd : Why is he wearing underwear? (pointing at man wearing speedo).

Me: Don't point at people. ( avoiding dd's question).

Dd: Why?

Me: Some people don't like it.

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Me: Ssshhhhh! (before entering changing room with dd).

Dd :(gawking at a bare woman's posterior).

Me: Sssshhh!

Dd :(still gawking quietly).